Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I

Here's The Thing - I'm Single, I Haven't Been Married, I Don't Have Kids Yet. If I Do Have Kids I Would Be Interested To See Them In My Life, So Here's A Movie For Kids And I'm In There And I'm Supposed To Be Kind Of Funny For Kids.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

When I'm Not In A Relationship, I Shave One Leg. That Way, When I Sleep, It Feels Like I'm With A Woman.

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.