I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was

My Friends Tell Me I Have An Intimacy Problem. But They Don't Really Know Me.

I Have Such Poor Vision I Can Date Anybody.

My Dog Watches Me On Tv. So, If I May Take This Opportunity, "no! No! No!"

After Making Love I Said To My Girl, "was It Good For You Too?" And She Said, "i Don't Think This Was Good For Anybody."

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.