I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

I Don't Know Why Men Are So Fascinated With Television And I Think It Has Something To Do With - If I May Judge From My Own Father, Who Used To Sit And Stare At The Tv While My Mother Was Speaking To Him - I Think That's A Man's Way Of Tuning Out.

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.