An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy

On Ships They Call Them Barnacles; In Business They Attach Themselves To Desks And Are Called Vice Presidents.

To A Newspaperman, A Human Being Is An Item With Skin Wrapped Around It.

I Always Have Trouble Remembering Three Things: Faces, Names, And - I Can't Remember What The Third Thing Is.

A Psychiatrists Is The Next Man You Start Talking To After You Start Talking To Yourself.

The First Time I Sang In The Church Choir; Two Hundred People Changed Their Religion.