A Human Being Is Nothing But A

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

Father Time Is The Make-up Man Responsible For The Physical Changes That Determine The Parts The Average Actor Is To Play.

Cocktail Party: A Gathering Held To Enable Forty People To Talk About Themselves At The Same Time. The Man Who Remains After The Liquor Is Gone Is The Host.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.