A Human Being Is Nothing But A

Everywhere Outside New York City Is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

You Can Take All The Sincerity In Hollywood, Place It In The Navel Of A Fruit Fly And Still Have Room Enough For Three Caraway Seeds And A Producer's Heart.

Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over People.

With The Advance Of Refrigeration, I Hope That Along With The Frozen Foods Someday We Will Have Frozen Conversation. A Person Will Be Able To Keep A Frozen Promise Indefinitely.

A Committee Is A Group Of The Unprepared, Appointed By The Unwilling To Do The Unnecessary.