A Human Being Is Nothing But A

I Play A Musical Instrument A Little, But Only For My Own Amazement.

He Was So Narrow Minded That If He Fell On A Pin It Would Blind Him In Both Eyes.

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

California Is A Fine Place To Live - If You Happen To Be An Orange.

A Comedian Who Starts Talking To Himself Becomes His Own Audience. This Is Fatal.