But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong

Acting Is Not A State Of Being ... But A State Of Appearing To Be. You Can't Be Eight Times A Week Without Going Stark Staring Mad. You've Got To Be In Control.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

It Is Discouraging How Many People Are Shocked By Honesty And How Few By Deceit.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.