But Why, Oh Why, Do The Wrong

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

People Are Wrong When They Say Opera Is Not What It Used To Be. It Is What It Used To Be. That Is What's Wrong With It.

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.