There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

Sunburn Is Very Becoming - But Only When It Is Even - One Must Be Careful Not To Look Like A Mixed Grill.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

Wit Ought To Be A Glorious Treat Like Caviar; Never Spread It About Like Marmalade.