There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.

There Isn't A Particle Of You That I Don't Know, Remember, And Want.

Thousands Of People Have Talent. I Might As Well Congratulate You For Having Eyes In Your Head. The One And Only Thing That Counts Is: Do You Have Staying Power?

I Love Criticism Just So Long As It's Unqualified Praise.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.