Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

I Write At High Speed Because Boredom Is Bad For My Health.

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

Someday I Suspect, When Jesus Has Definitely Got Me For A Sunbeam, My Works May Be Adequately Assessed.