People Are Wrong When They Say Opera

I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But It Is Terribly, Terribly Boring.

In The First Act, You Get The Audience's Attention - Once You Have It, They Will Repay You In The Second. Play Through The Laughs If You Have To. It Will Only Make The Audience Believe There Are So Many Of Them That They Missed A Few.

Hollywood Is A Place Where Some People Lie On The Beach And Look Up At The Stars, Whereas Other People Lie On The Stars And Look Down At The Beach.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

There Isn't A Particle Of You That I Don't Know, Remember, And Want.