I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

Christopher Marlowe Or Francis Bacon The Author Of Lear Remains Unshaken Willie Herbert Or Mary Fitton What Does It Matter? The Sonnets Were Written.