I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

The Theatre Should Be Treated With Respect. The Theatre Is A Wonderful Place, A House Of Strange Enchantment, A Temple Of Illusion. What It Most Emphatically Is Not And Never Will Be Is A Scruffy, Ill-lit, Fumed-oak Drill Hall Serving As A Temporary Soap Box For Political Propaganda.

Exercise Is The Most Awful Illusion. The Secret Is A Lot Of Aspirin And Marrons Glaces.

It's Such A Surprise For The Eastern Eyes To See, That Though The English Are Effete They're Quite Impervious To Heat.

Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should Be Served In Small Portions And Not Spread About Like Marmalade.