Wit Is Like Caviar - It Should

Fifty-four Years Of Love And Tenderness And Crossness And Devotion And Unswerving Loyalty. Without Her I Could Have Achieved A Quarter Of What I Have Achieved, Not Only In Terms Of Success And Career, But In Terms Of Personal Happiness.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.

Your Motivation Is Your Pay Packet On Friday. Now Get On With It.

Television Is For Appearing On, Not Looking At.