She's So In Love With Me, She

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.