Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Keep Your Talent In The Dark And You'll Never Be Insulted.

Bores Put You In A Mental Cemetery While You Are Still Walking.

Intolerance Of Mediocrity Has Been The Main Prop Of My Independence.

Nothing Spoils A Good Party Like A Genius.

People Who Have Escaped From Poverty Are Like Old Soldiers. In Later Years They Recount The Little, Amusing Incidents That Happened Infrequently, And Conveniently Forget The Long, Unrelieved Stretches Of Misery And Boredom.