Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

What Is A Bore? Maxwell Definition: A Vacuum Cleaner Of Society, Sucking Up Everything And Giving Nothing. How Do You Spot One? Bores Are Always Anxious To Be Seen Talking To You.

The Loudest Psalm Singer In The Congregation Always Is A Reformed Sinner.