Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

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Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

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To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.