Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

To Get Fifty People To A Cocktail Party In New York, You Ask One Hundred. In Hollywood, You Invite Twenty.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.

Etiquette-a Fancy Word For Simple Kindness.

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.