Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Most Rich People Are The Poorest People I Know.

Cocktails Are Society's Most Enduring Invention!

Someone Has Said That Life Itself Is A Party: You Join After It's Started And You Leave Before It's Finished.

[on The British Museum:] It Was Manifestly Impossible To Read All The Books In That Huge, Gloomy Structure, But I Made A Good Try And Accumulated A Fund Of Useless Information Guaranteed To Cast A Pall Over Any Dinner Table.

Don't Try For Wit. Settle For Humor. You'll Last Longer.