Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

Either He's Dead Or My Watch Has Stopped.

Will You Marry Me? Do You Have Any Money? Answer The Second Question First.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!