Bees Are Not As Busy As We

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

I Never Saw An Athletic Girl That Thought She Was Strong Enough To Do Indoor Work.

About The Only Thing We Have Left That Actually Discriminates In Favor Of The Plain People Is The Stork.

The Rich Man And His Daughter Are Soon Parted.

If Capital And Labor Ever Do Get Together It's Good Night For The Rest Of Us.