A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For

Experience Is A Dear Teacher But He Delivers Th' Goods.

University: ... A Place Where Rich Men Send Their Sons Who Have No Aptitude For Business.

Now And Then An Innocent Man Is Sent To The Legislature.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty, While Bein' Above Suspicion Is About Th' Only Compensation Fer Bein' Homely.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.