A Sympathizer Is A Fellow That's For

Making A Long Stay Short Is A Great Aid To Popularity.

Don't Knock The Weather; Nine-tenths Of The People Couldn't Start A Conversation If It Didn't Change Once In A While.

There's Another Advantage To Being Poor - A Doctor Will Cure You Faster.

Hon Editor Cale Fluhart Was A Power Politically Fer Years, But He Never Got Prominent Enough T' Have His Speeches Garbled.

Knowin' All About Baseball Is Just About As Profitable As Bein' A Good Whittler.