If There's Anything A Public Servant Hates

One Of The Commonest Ailments Of The Present Day Is The Premature Formation Of Opinion.

Men Are Not Punished For Their Sins, But By Them.

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Being An Optimist After You've Got Everything You Want Doesn't Count.

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