Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except A Loaned Book.

There Are Two Ways To Handle A Woman, And Nobody Knows Either Of Them.

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

Nothing Is As Irritating As The Fellow Who Chats Pleasantly While He's Overcharging You.