Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

No One Can Feel As Helpless As The Owner Of A Sick Goldfish.

The Fellow That Agrees With Everything You Say Is Either A Fool Or He Is Getting Ready To Skin You.

The World Gets Better Every Day - Then Worse Again In The Evening.

When A Woman Says, 'i Don't Wish To Mention Any Names', It Means It Ain't Necessary To Mention Any Names.

It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.