Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

If The Government Was As Afraid Of Disturbing The Consumer As It Is Of Disturbing Business, This Would Be Some Democracy.

My Idea Of Walking Into The Jaws Of Death Is Marrying Some Woman Who Has Lost Three Husbands.

Some Folks Pay A Compliment Like They Went Down In Their Pocket For It.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.