Everything Comes To Him Who Waits, Except

We're All Self-made Men, But Not Very Many Of Us Have Stayed On The Job.

The Less A Statesman Amounts To, The More He Loves The Flag.

Every Father Expects His Boy To Do The Things He Wouldn't Do When He Was Young.

Women Seem To Be All Right On Bargains Till It Comes To Picking Out A Husband.

Nothing's As Mean As Giving A Little Child Something Useful For Christmas.