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Never Tell The Box-office Man That You Can't Hear Well Or He Will Sell You A Seat Where You Can't See Either.

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

A Never-failing Way To Get Rid Of A Fellow Is To Tell Him Something For His Own Good.

One Of The Commonest Mistakes Is Thinking Your Worries Are Over When Your Children Get Married.

Gittin' Talked About Is One O' Th' Penalties For Bein' Purty.