Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.