I Don't Like To Play The Piano.

I Played An Unsympathetic Part -- Myself.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

A Politician Is A Man Who Will Double Cross That Bridge When He Comes To It.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.