George, If You Had To Do It

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

[madame Nhu Was] The Sandra Dee Of South Vietnam. If I Were Cast On A Desert Island With Her, I Would Quickly Make Friends With The Natives.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.