So Little Time And So Little To

Marriage Is A Triumph Of Habit Over Hate.

I'm A Concert Pianist, That's A Pretentious Way Of Saying I'm Unemployed At The Moment.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would Help?