So Little Time And So Little To

I Don't Like To Play The Piano. It Makes Me Too Attractive.

Talent's Like A Baby. Wrap It Up In Wool And It Goes To Sleep.

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Ballet Is The Fairies' Baseball.