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The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

If Your Stomach Disputes You, Lie Down And Pacify It With Cool Thoughts.

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.