Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

One Time He (cool Papa Bell) Hit A Line Drive Right Past My Ear. I Turned Around And Saw The Ball Hit His Ass Sliding Into Second.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?