Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.

Smile Well And Often, It Makes People Wonder What You've Been Up To.

When They Treat You Bad, You Just Got To Take Care Of Your Pride, No Matter What.

My Feet Ain't Got Nothing To Do With My Nickname, But When Folks Get It In Their Heads That A Feller's Got Big Feet, Soon The Feet Start Looking Big.

One Time I Snuck A Ball On With Me And When I Went To Winding Up, I Threw One Of Them Balls To First And One To Second. I Was So Smooth I Picked Off Both Runners And Fanned The Batter Without That Ump Or The Other Team Even Knowing It.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.