Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around

Avoid Fried Foods, Which Angry Up The Blood.

With Women You Don't Have To Talk Your Head Off. You Just Say A Word And Let Them Fill In From There.

Sometimes I Sit And Think And Other Times I Just Sit.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.