If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse

If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse It. If It Don't Sound Good To You, It Won't Sound Good To Anybody.

I Don't Generally Like Running. I Believe In Training By Rising Gently Up And Down From The Bench.

I Never Rush Myself. See, They Can't Start The Game Without Me.

When A Batter Swings And I See His Knees Move, I Can Tell Just What His Weaknesses Are Then I Just Put The Ball Where I Know He Can't Hit It.

I Never Threw An Illegal Pitch. The Trouble Is, Once In A While I Toss One That Ain't Never Been Seen By This Generation.