If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse

Throw High Risers At The Chin; Throw Peas At The Knees; Throw It Here When They're Lookin' There; Throw It There When They're Lookin' Here.

The Crawfords Played Everywhere, In Every Ballpark. And We Won, Won Like We Invented The Game.

Keep The Juices Flowing By Jangling Around Gently As You Move.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

Throw Strikes. Home Plate Don't Move.