Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children;

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

I Can Speak Esperanto Like A Native.

Australia, Australia, We Love You From The Heart. The Kidneys, The Liver & The Giblets Too. And Every Other Part.

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.