Aristocrats Have Heirs; The Poor Have Children;

I Thought I'd Begin By Reading A Poem By Shakespeare, But Then I Thought, Why Should I? He Never Reads Any Of Mine.

I Shook Hands With A Friendly Arab. I Still Have My Right Arm To Prove It.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.

Chopsticks Are One Of The Reasons The Chinese Never Invented Custard.

The Most Difficult Book I Have Ever Read Was A Manual On The Use Of Iron Bangles By A.j. Thompson.