Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It

If A Man Dies When You Hang Him, Keep Hanging Him Until He Gets Used To It.

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Does Bring You A More Pleasant Form Of Misery.

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

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