Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or

We Don't Have Anything Planned, So Nothing Can Go Wrong.

Many People Die Of Thirst But The Irish Are Born With One.

In India A Farmhand Was Caught In The Act With His Cow. He Said He Had Bad Eyesight And Thought It Was His Wife.

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Contraceptives Should Be Used On Every Conceivable Occasion.