Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or

Listen, Someone's Screaming In Agony- Fortunately I Speak It Fluently

Education Isn't Everything, For A Start It Isn't An Elephant

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

My Father Had A Profound Influence On Me. He Was A Lunatic.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.