Any Man Who Would Walk Five Miles

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

When Another Comedian Has A Lousy Show, I'm The First One To Admit It.

My Wife Mary And I Have Been Married For Forty-seven Years And Not Once Have We Had An Argument Serious Enough To Consider Divorce; Murder, Yes, But Divorce, Never.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.