Any Man Who Would Walk Five Miles

There's Only Five Real People In Hollywood. Everyone Else Is Mel Blanc.

Bill Paley Is Not Only The Greatest Boss I Ever Had, But He's The Most Brilliant, Honest And Warm Human Being I've Ever Met. And I'll Say That To His Face - Even If It Costs Me My Job.

A Scout Troop Consists Of Twelve Little Kids Dressed Like Schmucks Following A Big Schmuck Dressed Like A Kid.

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

Age Is Strictly A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Doesn't Matter.