I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met

I'm Like Will Rogers, I Never Met A Man I Didn't Like... Well, Eichmann Maybe.

When You Talk About The World's Greatest Entertainer You Have To Say Al Jolson Because There Was No One Like Him. Only Judy Garland And Perhaps Frank Sinatra Got Anywhere Near Him!

A Rich Man Is One Who Isn't Afraid To Ask The Salesperson To Show Him Something Cheaper.

I Feel Responsible For Johnny Ray's Success. See Many Years Ago I Asked Him To Be On My Show And He Asked For A Lot Of Money And I Cried. And He Stole That From Me.

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.