Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For

We Also Sleep In Separate Beds. Hers Is In California And Mine Is In Texas

No Matter What Your Heartache May Be, Laughing Helps You Forget It For A Few Seconds.

I'd Have Avoided Some Of The Pain If I Could. Anyone Would. But I Wouldn't Have Missed Knowing Any Of The People-even The Ones Whose Leaving Hurt Most. In Fact, The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is That I Didn't Meet One Particular Guy, A Clown Named Joe Skelton. You Know, He Sure Picked The Right Profession. I Mean, A Clown's Got It All. He Never Has To Hold Back: He Can Do As He Pleases. The Mouth And The Eyes Are Painted On. So If You Wanta Cry, You Can Go Right Ahead. The Make Up Won't Smear. You'll Still Be Smiling. . . .

Remember: Marriage Is The Number One Cause Of Divorce

Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's Plagiarism.