Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For

Today's Comics Use Four-letter Words As A Shortcut To Thinking. They're Shooting For That Big Laugh And It Becomes A Panic Thing, Using Four-letter Words To Shock People.

I Married Miss Right. I Just Didn't Know Her First Name Was Always

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.