Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For

It Proves What They Say, Give The Public What They Want To See And They'll Come Out For It.

Any Kid Will Run Any Errand For You, If You Ask At Bedtime.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I Know My Limit. I Just Keep Passing Out Before I Reach It.

All Men Make Mistakes, But Married Men Find Out About Them Sooner.