God's Children And Their Happiness Are My

I've Put On A Lot Of Weight... I Only Weighed Six And A Half Pounds When I Was Born.

I Get Plenty Of Exercise Carrying The Coffins Of My Friends Who Exercise.

I Asked My Wife Where She Wanted To Go For Our Anniversary. 'somewhere I Haven't Been In A Long Time!' She Said. So I Suggested The Kitchen.

I Personally Believe We Were Put Here To Build And Not To Destroy.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.