God's Children And Their Happiness Are My

I Consider The Television Set As The American Fireplace, Around Which The Whole Family Will Gather.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

Congress: Bingo With Billions.

Recipe For A Happy Marriage: My Wife And I Always Hold Hands. If I Let Go, She Shops.

God's Children And Their Happiness Are My Reasons For Being.