Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.

I Was Called Rembrandt Hope In My Boxing Days, Because I Spent So Much Time On The Canvas.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.