Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

Wine, Women And Song Have Been Replaced By Prune Juice, A Heating Pad And The Gong Show.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

Dying Is To Be Avoided Because It Can Ruin Your Whole Career.