Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And

Golf's Really Fun In Japan Because Of The Women Caddies. ... I Saw One Guy Start Out Playing Alone With His Caddie. By The 9th Hole They Were Engaged And When They Finished On 18 They Had A Foursome.

Not That They Were That Anxious To See Ronnie As President; They Were Afraid If He Didn't Get Elected, He'd Go Back To Acting.

Middle Age Is When Your Age Starts To Show Around Your Middle.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

It Flies So High, I Swear I Heard The Organs Playing.