America Changed My Life, But I Still

Ah, Love. A Dreadful Bond! And Yet, So Easily Severed.

It Used To Be 65 When You Went Into Retirement. Before That, When You Got Into Your 50s, You Were Getting Older.

I've Got A Farm In England Where I Breed Horses.

Justin Bieber Stole My Haircut. And Axl Rose Stole My Dance!

My Wife Says When I Go Out To The Refrigerator, I Do Three Minutes (entertaining) When The Light Goes On!