I've Got A Farm In England Where

You Can Put Me In The Basement Or The Penthouse, It Doesn’t Matter To Me.

I Got Hate Letters From Girls All Over America Because I Wouldn't Go To The Prom With Them.

Trash? The Only Trash I See Here Are Two Little Boys Lost At Sea And A Pathetic Excuse For A Seaworthy Vessel!

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I Only Bet On What's Dearest To A Man's Heart. Else There Is No Way To Tell If He's Bluffing. What A Man Is Willing To Risk Or Not To Risk, That's A Measure Of His Soul.