I Got Hate Letters From Girls All

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

I'd Like A Glass Of Cold Gravy With A Hair In It, Please.

I Would Say That Fifty Percent Of My Show Is Killer Comedy.

You Can Put Me In The Basement Or The Penthouse, It Doesn’t Matter To Me.

Well, I Have My Immortal Soul. At Least, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Misplace It Somewhere Along The Way.