I Got Hate Letters From Girls All

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

The Monkees Are Like The Mafia. You're In For Life. Nobody Gets Out.

The Only People Who Didn't Like It [the Monkees] Were The French, And They Don't Even Like Themselves, So What's The Point?

Trash? The Only Trash I See Here Are Two Little Boys Lost At Sea And A Pathetic Excuse For A Seaworthy Vessel!