I'm A Married Man. If I Want

Well, I Have My Immortal Soul. At Least, I'm Pretty Sure I Didn't Misplace It Somewhere Along The Way.

In The Office, The Mail That Came In Was Always 10 To 1 For Me.

Before I Was An Actor I Was An Apprentice Jockey, And Now I'm Out There Racing Against Boys, Sort Of The Spokesperson For People Over 50 That They Can Do It.

Life Is Cruel. Why Should The Afterlife Be Any Different? I Offer You A Choice. Join My Crew...and Postpone The Judgment. One Hundred Years Before The Mast. Will Ye Serve?

We'll Get Material In There And All Of A Sudden I'll Switch The Material Around Or The Order Of The Show.