I'm A Married Man. If I Want

I'm Really A Clean-cut Kid.

Ah, Love. A Dreadful Bond! And Yet, So Easily Severed.

Do You Fear Death? Do You Fear That Dark Abyss? All Your Deeds Laid Bare. All Your Sins Punished. I Can Offer You...an Escape.

The Thing Is, The Reader Doesn't Want To Hear About Bad Times.

You Know I Used To Be A Heartthrob, And Now I'm A Coronary.