Always Root For The Winner. That Way

Ten Million Years From Now, When Then Sun Burns Out And The Earth Is Just A Frozen Iceball Hurtling Through Space, Nobody's Going To Care Whether Or Not I Got This Guy Out.

We Called Pete Rose And Larry Bowa The Soup Spoons, Because They Were Always Stirring Things Up. Twenty Years Later, Nothing's Changed.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And Some Days The Tiger Has You For Lunch.

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.