Always Root For The Winner. That Way

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.

Ten Million Years From Now, When Then Sun Burns Out And The Earth Is Just A Frozen Iceball Hurtling Through Space, Nobody's Going To Care Whether Or Not I Got This Guy Out.

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.