I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

I Have No Trouble With The Twelve Inches Between My Elbow And My Palm. It's The Seven Inches Between My Ears That's Bent.

Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And Some Days The Tiger Has You For Lunch.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf