I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

We Called Pete Rose And Larry Bowa The Soup Spoons, Because They Were Always Stirring Things Up. Twenty Years Later, Nothing's Changed.

Ninety Percent I'll Spend On Good Times, Women And Irish Whiskey. The Other Ten Percent I'll Probably Waste.

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

When I Come Into A Game In The Bottom Of The Ninth, Bases Loaded, No One Out And A One-run Lead ... It Takes People Off My Mind.