When I Come Into A Game In

Ten Million Years From Now, When Then Sun Burns Out And The Earth Is Just A Frozen Iceball Hurtling Through Space, Nobody's Going To Care Whether Or Not I Got This Guy Out.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

I Have No Trouble With The Twelve Inches Between My Elbow And My Palm. It's The Seven Inches Between My Ears That's Bent.

Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And Some Days The Tiger Has You For Lunch.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf