We Called Pete Rose And Larry Bowa

Ninety Percent I'll Spend On Good Times, Women And Irish Whiskey. The Other Ten Percent I'll Probably Waste.

Ten Million Years From Now, When Then Sun Burns Out And The Earth Is Just A Frozen Iceball Hurtling Through Space, Nobody's Going To Care Whether Or Not I Got This Guy Out.

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

I Have No Trouble With The Twelve Inches Between My Elbow And My Palm. It's The Seven Inches Between My Ears That's Bent.