I Have No Trouble With The Twelve

I Don't Know. I Never Smoked Astroturf.

Kids Should Practice Autographing Baseballs. This Is A Skill That's Often Overlooked In Little League.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf

We Called Pete Rose And Larry Bowa The Soup Spoons, Because They Were Always Stirring Things Up. Twenty Years Later, Nothing's Changed.

Always Root For The Winner. That Way You Won't Be Disappointed.