Some Days You Tame The Tiger, And

What Is The Difference Between Astroturf And Grass? I Don't Know, I Never Smoked Astroturf.

I Dunno. I Never Smoked Any Astroturf. (when Asked Whether He Preferred Grass Or Astroturf

When I Come Into A Game In The Bottom Of The Ninth, Bases Loaded, No One Out And A One-run Lead ... It Takes People Off My Mind.

Ninety Percent I'll Spend On Good Times, Women And Irish Whiskey. The Other Ten Percent I'll Probably Waste.

We Called Pete Rose And Larry Bowa The Soup Spoons, Because They Were Always Stirring Things Up. Twenty Years Later, Nothing's Changed.