Always Examine The Dice.

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.