Always Examine The Dice.

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat Animals Who Are.