A Moose Is An Animal With Horns

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

Was That You Or The Duck?

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.