Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma

Men!" I Said. "you All A Bunch Of Chauvinist Morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Is That A Bulletproof Vest? See, Now That's So Insulting. That's Like Saying I'm Not Smart Enough To Shoot You In The Head." Eddie Dechooch

You Need Teeth Like Mine!" Grandma Said. "you Can Just Mail 'em To The Dentist!

Go Figure That. Joseph Morelli With A House, A Dog, A Steady Job, And An Suv. And On Odd Days Of The Month He Woke Up Wanting To Marry Me. It Turns Out Want To Marry Him On Even Days Of The Month, So To Date We've Been Spared Commitment.

I Don't Want My Readers Slowed Down By Long Passages Of Narrative.