Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma

I Went To The Door, And Gary Tried Hard Not To Notice I Was Blue. He Looked At His Feet, And He Looked Above My Head, And He Cleared His Throat. It's Okay,' I Said. 'i Know I'm Blue.' It Caught Me By Surprise,' He Said. 'i Didn't Want To Seem Rude.

You Could Be The Mega Mage Of Wizards. You Could Rule Minionfire. Do You Really Think So?' Yeah, But You'd Have To Make A Deal With The Wood Elves.' I Don't Like The Wood Elves.' They're Okay. They're Misunderstood.

I'd Spent A Night With Ranger A While Ago, And I Knew What Happened When He Was Encouraged. Ranger Knew How To Make A Woman Want Him. Ranger Was Magic.

This Is War,' I Yelled Through The Door. Lucky For Me,' Morelli Said. 'i Give Good War.

He Specializes In Virgins! The Brush Of His Fingertips Turns Virgins Into Slobbering Mush." Mary Lou Molnar