Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma

Morelli Beeped His Truck Unlocked. “if You’re Looking For Your Rent-a-cop, I Told Ranger You’d Be With Me This Morning.” “did He Make You Take A Blood Oath That You’d Protect Me?” “he Asked Me If I Had Adequate Health Insurance.

I Thought You Wanted To Date Other Women?" "i Didn't Want To Date Other Women. We Decided In The Heat Of The Moment That Were No Longer Exclusively Attached." "and I Could Date Other Men." Morelli Was Starting To Look Annoyed. "have You Been Dating Other Men?" "maybe." "as Long As It Isn't Ranger," Morelli Said. "i Don't Think Ranger Dates.

Ranger’s Gonna Hate This,” Tank Said. “better To Get Shot Than To Have To Explain The Gate. Bad Enough I Got A Horse That Smells Like His Shower Gel.

Honey, A Man Can't Keep His Gun In A Cookie Jar. It Just Isn't Done.

You Ever Get Any Death Threats? How About Ex-husbands Or Ex-boyfriends? You Run Over Anyone Recently?” ~ Morelli