Almost Everybody I Know Has Died,” Grandma

Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold On, You're Not Pregnant, On Account Of You're Not Gettin Any.

I'd Do The Lifting, But I Just Got A Manicure. And I Notice You Don't Have A Manicure At All. Only Thing Noticeable About Your Hands Is The Missing Tan On Your Ring Finger That I Don't Care About. -lula

What's This Outfit? You Can't Afford Clothes? Are You Wearing Other Peoples?" Helen Plum

I Hung My Head. Ranger Was Next On The List. “yo,” Ranger Said When He Answered. “small Problem.” “no Kidding. Your Car Just Went Off The Screen.” “it Sort Of Burned Up.” Silence. “and You Know That Keypad You Gave Me? It Was In The Car.” “babe.

'it's Been Almost A Month Since You Found A Body. I Knew You Were Due.'