Is That A Bulletproof Vest? See, Now

Why Do You Give Me Cars?" "it's Fun," Ranger Said."and It Keeps You Safe. Do You Want To Know Why Keeping You Safe Is Important To Me?" "you Love Me?" "yes." A Sigh Inadvertently Escaped. "we're Really Screwed Up, Aren't We?" "in A Very Large Way," Ranger Said.

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

Babe,' Ranger Said. 'do Something With Her.' And He Disconnected. I Called Ranger Back. 'no,' I Said. 'and I Need Information On Jelly Kantner. His Apartment Got Blown Up, And I Need To Find Him.' And I Should Do This Why?' Because You Like Me.' There Was A Full Beat Of Silence. 'i Do,' Ranger Said. 'i Like You A Lot. Sometimes I'm Not Sure Why. Give Me A Couple Minutes.

What Are You Doing Back At The Bakery?” I Asked [diesel]. “did You Know Wulf Was Here?” “no. I Knew Food Was Here.

I'd Do The Lifting, But I Just Got A Manicure. And I Notice You Don't Have A Manicure At All. Only Thing Noticeable About Your Hands Is The Missing Tan On Your Ring Finger That I Don't Care About. -lula