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Maybe Your Pregnant. Oops, Hold On, You're Not Pregnant, On Account Of You're Not Gettin Any.

You Never Want To Look In A Mirror," Lula Said. "men Love Mirrors. They Look At Themselves Doing The Deed And They See Rex The Wonder Horse. Women Look At Themselves And Think They Need To Renew Their Membership At The Gym.

Who's The Best Person You Know. Of All The People You Know Personally, Is There Anyone Who Has A Sense Of Right And Wrong And Lives By It? This Was A Sticky Question Because It Would Have To Be Ranger ...but I Suspected He Occasionally Killed People. Only Bad People, Of Course, But Still...

We Were Discussing A Grisly Double Murder And Rodriguez Was Telling Us All This In The Same Sort Of Conversational Tone A Person Might Use To Pass On A Favorite Lasagna Recipe. And I Was Responding With The Same Enthusiasm A New Cook Might Show. I Was Simultaneously Horrified And Impressed With Myself.

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.