I Don't Want My Readers Slowed Down

You're Probably Gonna Find This Hard To Believe, But I Was Sort Of Weird When I Was A Kid." Salvatore "sally" Sweet

You're Going To Find This Hard To Believe, But Cops Aren't Required To Carry Emergency Condoms." Joe Morelli

Some Men Go A Lifetime And Never Have Their Kid Blow Up A Car, But I Have A Daughter Who's Knocked Off Three Cars And Burned Down A Funeral Home. Maybe That's Some Kind Of Record.

He Had A Body Like Batman

Babe," Ranger Said. "you're Looking A Little Strung Out. Is There Anything I Should Know?" I'm On A Sugar Withdrawal. I've Given Up Desert And It's All I Can Think About." That Had Been True Five Minutes Ago. Now That Ranger Was Standng In Front Of Me I Was Thinking A Cupcake Wasn't What I Actually Needed. Maybe I Can Help You Get Your Mind Off Doughnuts," Ranger Said. My Mouth Dropped Open, And I Think Some Drool Might Have Dribbled Out.